Is It Still Bisexuality If He Has a Beard?

Queer questions, casting calls, and cheating at Coldplay.

Hello citizens of the Madeauxverse,

This week, there’s no new Menisms episode... but there is an entire storm brewing from the last one.

You know, the one where someone asked, "Can men be bisexual?" and the guys did what they always do — hit record, remove filter, and go rogue.

While we expected interesting discourse, we did not expect the timeline to spiral into a full-blown sexuality symposium with hot takes, “what do you mean by that?” moments, and more thinkpieces than there are iced coffees in Lekki.

We’ll say this: the conversation around male sexuality is overdue, nuanced, and often laced with fear, performance, and a touch of toxic banter. We’re not here to pick sides today (for once), but we do want to hear from you:

• What did you think of the episode?

• Which takes landed? Which ones missed?

• Is the internet too unserious for honest conversations?

Reply to this mail or drop a comment. Let’s talk about it like the curious, chaotic adults we are.

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THE ALGORITHM REPORT: Coldplay, Cheating, and Chaos

Picture this: you're at a Coldplay concert. The vibes are vibing. Chris Martin’s singing something tear-jerking. Then, bam! the kiss cam lands on you and your date. Except... you're both panicking.

That’s what happened to a couple at Gillette Stadium this week. The woman quickly covered her face; the man literally ducked out of frame. Chris Martin paused mid-show to call them out, joking that they looked like they were having an affair. The crowd? Gasped. The internet? Exploded.

Now we’re all watching grainy videos of two strangers trying not to get caught in 4K.

Was it just awkward timing? Or was Mr. Martin right? Apparently he was. Either way, let this be a PSA: if you’re gonna cheat, maybe don’t do it during a stadium show. With a spotlight. And Chris Martin’s vocals as background.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND: To Kill A Money on Netflix

Looking for a new thriller that actually grips you?

Netflix’s To Kill a Monkey just dropped. A gritty, emotional limited series that blends psychological drama with revenge tension. No spoilers here, but it’ll keep your heart rate up and your group chat typing.

Perfect for your solo weekend binge or watch-party plans.

See you next week…

Same verse, same mischief.

Yours in layered thoughts and layered fits,
Madé